QUEEN WON'T GO TO WEDDING
The Queen will not attend the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, it has been announced.
But Buckingham Palace has denied that the Queen is snubbing her son's wedding.
I will not be attending the wedding either, and I want it understood that I am snubbing Prince Charles. I've been feeling out of sorts lately, and I thought that snubbing a royal wedding would be just the pick-me-up I've needed. Maybe her Majesty and I can get together for a marathon game of Trivial Pursuit that day. Then again, maybe not.