Here's the latest:
Anna Nicole Smith is still dead.
The father of her baby is still unknown.
The disposition of her remains is still undecided.
And, most importantly, I still don't give a damn. The media could stop covering this story tomorrow, and I'd be just fine with that. But somehow, I suspect they won't.
In related news, the diapered astronaut is quite happy with the whole Anna Nicole saga. After all, Miss Smith's "untimely" passing knocked her right off the media's radar screen.