WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
Our wannabe first lady did her best Johnny Paycheck imitation in Boston, telling a reporter to shove it when he asked for clarification of a statement she made in a speech to Democratic Convention delegates. Ironically, the speech was about the growing incivility in politics. Ms. Heinz Kerry's statement was caught on tape, leaving her Democratic Presidential Candidate husband with no other choice but to defend the statement.

Note to Ms. Heinz Kerry: You have to be careful of those open mikes. Just ask President Bush about that.