Michael "Fahrenheit 9/11" Moore has an inspirational (well, kind of) message on his website for Kerry...um...supporters.
"Look at us -- what a bunch of crybabies. Bush gets a bounce after his convention and you would have thought the Germans had run through Poland again. The Bushies are coming, the Bushies are coming! Yes, they caught Kerry asleep on the Swift Boat thing. Yes, they found the frequency in Dan Rather and ran with it. Suddenly it's like, 'THE END IS NEAR! THE SKY IS FALLING!'
No, it is not. If I hear one more person tell me how lousy a candidate Kerry is and how he can't win... Dammit, of COURSE he's a lousy candidate -- he's a Democrat, for heavens sake! That party is so pathetic, they even lose the elections they win! What were you expecting, Bruce Springsteen heading up the ticket? Bruce would make a helluva president, but guys like him don't run -- and neither do you or I. People like Kerry run."
Bruce Springsteen "would make a helluva president"? Well, he can play the guitar pretty well and he's a pretty good singer. Once upon a time the Boss was a good songwriter too. But president? Give me a break, Mike. Why does anyone take this guy seriously?
There are two pieces of good news for Republicans and conservatives (and others with common sense) in Moore's letter. The first is that they're afraid that Kerry is going to lose. The second is that Michael Moore is disinclined to run for president. Not that too many people would vote for Moore anyway. Hell, I'd vote for Bruce Springsteen over Michael Moore. At least the Boss can play the gee-tar.
You can read Mikey's message here.